The poo lover's worst enemy, is more powerful than ever!
     
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why?
why?
Some people ask me
"why have you made a site about shit", firstly i tell them
"don't be so fucking rude" and then i say
" faeces is a gift, a gift to us from him... you know... the guy upstairs, he gave us this gift. Yet some people still try to ignore it, and pretend it's not there, just cause it smells bad. They're the kind of people that drown baby kittens, and kick helpless tramps, they're just self centred and blind to nature's wonders, i feel sorry for their ignorance!" sometimes people reply,
"yes but, faeces carries many diseases, and can blind people" so i say
" but if it can give you so many diseases, why aren't i blind, i eat faeces twice daily and not once have i ever been blind." They then say
"you fucking freak" and i reply
" no, no, you're the freak, faeces is good, and you're just as blind as every one else, you've been brainwashed by anti-faeces propaganda, and you're a shit cunt, now fuck off!" And that just about ends out conversation.


Why destroy something so beautiful?!!?1

As you can see from the picture above, there is such a thing as a whoopsie bag, this my shit loving friends, is out nemesis. It's aim is to clear faeces off the streets, no longer allowing us to marvel at it's shape and smell. soon everyone willclear up their faeces and we will no longer be able to enjoy it. Here is some of the anti-faeces propaganda, that is such bullshit.

Minimizes the embarrassment of clearing dog mess
Inconspicuous before use in a pocket or handbag.
"MY GOD! "EMBARRASSMENT", NO CHANCE CLEARING UP DOG MESS Is A CRIME, AND WE SHOULD BE PROUD OF THEIR FAECES, NOT INCONSPICUOUS"

Instantly ready for use, so the dog owner can always be prepared.
""BE PREPARED", WE'RE NOT IN THE FUCKING SCOUTS! WE LOVE FAECES, PART OF THE FUN IS TO BE SUPRISED BY THE SUDDEN SIGHT OF FAECES, MY WORD, THESE PEOPLE HAVE A LOT TO LEARN!


Easy to use, like lifting autumn leaves between two boards
"BUT THAT'S NOT FUN! WE WANT TO GET FAECES ALL OVER OUR HANDS AND MOUTHS AND TESTICLES, AND FEEL YOUNG AND SEXY AGAIN"

Avoids close encounters between hand and dog mess
"THIS DISGUSTS ME, WHY WOULD WE WANT TO AVOID THAT, IT'S THE BEST FUCKING BIT, I LOVE TO GET SHIT ALL OVER MY HANDS, AND THEN RUB IT AROUND MY BODY, ON MY CLOTHES, IN MY HAIR AND MOSTLY UNDER MY FORESKIN????!

Works in all conditions, wet or dry, on hard or soft surfaces including paving, grass and sand
"SO WHAT! AS LONG AS IT'S sMEARED ON MY TESTES I DON'T GIVE SHIT!"

Hygienic - will not tear in use and is impermeable to water bacteria, viruses and the toxocara egg
"HYGENIC, IS BLASPHEMY TO A SHIT LOVER! "

Can carry a Company or Local Authority Logo and message
"YOU'RE REALLY SCRAPING THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL NOW, WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THAT! NOT MY FAT ASS!"
Assists Local Authorities to implement new legislation
"BASTARDS, BASTARDS, IGNORANT, ARROGANT, BITCHES!"


  i JUST HOPE YOU LEARN SOMETHING TODAY!
The poo lover's enemy, gets more and more publicity, but we must continue to rage against it's evil, my dump warriors

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Lucky Bastards!


What a perfect, symetrical sexy poo